L, "Mama... can you believe it? I fell in the toilet."
Me, "You did?!"
L, "Yeah, can you believe it - my feet fell in too!"
Me, "Wait. What were your feet doing in the toilet?"
L, "Yeah. It was bananas. I was standing on the toilet.." (starts to realize she is divulging too much information...)
Me, "Wait. Why were you STANDING on the toilet?"
L, "I dunno. I dunno why I do."