they just may not be grammatically correct
Mama just got a sick arse new camera. Maybe you can't tell - but I sure can. My picture frequency will probably go up and now in crisp shots I'll be able to capture even more of my baby girl. My husband kicks your husband's ass.
Use your words. You can do it, put your back into it. I apologize I have use word verification. Stupid spam-bots. Fist in the air, it's all your fault.