Saturday, November 3, 2007

Little Known Facts

Did you know...
  1. Our daughter can go 0 - 60 in 1 second flat if you are withholding:
    • food
    • borderline abuse like force to get the burp out
    • movement of any kind
    • food
    • food
    • food
    • a hug
  2. This little "lady" can wake up the dead with her ass.
  3. She may be living in a swanky brownstone in the South End of Boston, but she has a mullet like any Wal-Mart lovin, trailer park living lady.
  4. She gets cuter every day.
  5. The swing that we got at our shower is magic. Hungry, angry, tired, cranky- pop her in the swing and boom. Silence.
  6. She likes to flirt.
  7. Forget wildlife or classical music, the sound of a sprinkler soothes her, if the the swing is not close enough. tst tst tst tst tst tst tst tst tst tst tst tst tst tst tst tst tst tst tst tst tst tst tst tst
  8. We are totally in love, she has us wrapped around her little finger... and we're pretty sure she knows it.

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