Going to the beach while 8+ months preggers is a good idea in theory- but there are several flaws.
1) Frequent trips to the bathroom means walking through the sands of the Sahara.
2) Walks anywhere include gawking at the sight of this body in a suit fit for a whale.
3) Hot temperature + cold drinks = rinse and repeats to #1 & #2
4) The in ability to flip is inherently a complication to getting even color.
Yesterday I went to the beach and I got cut- I'm burnt. Through and through- on the front 1/2 of my body. So now I waddle cause I'm about to pop (see last entry) and sore and cut by the sun. Just when you thought I couldn't look anymore ridiculous...
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