Saturday, March 16, 2013

Ever wonder: Is the Cleveland St. Patrick's Day Parade family friendly?

Wonder, no more. The answer, 100%, absolutely: NO.

In order of appearance:
  • Alcohol.
  • Cussing (others). 
  • Drugs. 
  • Cussing (mine). 
That was just the train ride to the parade. Pretty sure we should have taken that as a clear sign to turn around. We didn't and proceeded to the train route. Obviously there was going to be a lot of drinking, but as we headed to the parade there was an abundance of vodka pretending to water in water bottles and a lot of drunk people talking about how the water in their water bottle is not actually water.

Spoiler alert: It's vodka. We would have known if you didn't mention it. Loudly. Several times.

The long and short of it is, after the second time we witnessed domestic violence we head back home. Keep it classy, Cleveland.

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