I know I covered this back in the diz-aye - but it bares repeating. It was a side note- it's not as fun to write when you know there are some out there taking every word for the word of God and forgetting my sarcasm that isn't always the whole truth.
I will put a * after a fact if I embellished a little bit. This way I can avoid explanations like this one and keep the 'integrity' of my inner monologue. Family guilty of said reaction were asked to email me to confirm receipt of this message. Feel free to reply again to avoid panicked calls in the middle of the day thinking I broke my elbow or that my little girl is high off fumes.