I got a call on my cell phone that came up as Mass General… I very sadly answered the phone knowing my fate held in it’s future 3 days of scheduled feedings and then a stretch off fasting.
I answer with a solemn “hello” to be greeted by yet another chipper nurse. She was calling me to confirm our scheduled birthing class! HORRAY Much to the surprise of all- including me and my potato salad eating, ice cream craving arse- I PASS TIS TEST!!!!!!!! The nurse confirmed the date (a one day course – one day only, Saturday gone, information session details to come in July) and of course just had one more question for me.
Would I be breastfeeding?
(yup, not kidding here)
-J “YUP I WILL, BUT ASK ME ONE MORE TIME AND I WON’T” G