Friday, November 16, 2007

Mom Time

There should be watches made strictly for mothers. Since it takes hours to do anything that once took just a few minutes, we should have different time keepers. Time really moving backwards, counting down to alarm orange alert status. This is to avoid when adorable coos and heart melting gas/smiles turn into shrieks and yelps. There should be several countdowns going at once each counting down to several of risk factors to bring on the shrieks and yelps like time left to eat, sleep, diaper change or burp. The only problem I see with this is: she always wants to eat, she never wants to sleep, she is literally always wet because she is always eating, and when she isn't farting she's burping. Baby has gasoline.

1 comment:

Use your words. You can do it, put your back into it.

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